You know you're sick and unfit for human interaction when you wake up at 6 oclock in the morning and one side of your nose is so completely clogged with thick, viscous snot, that not even liquid draino would penetrate it, and the other side of your nose is so chapped and dry that it has gone completely numb (Which on the bright side is a wonderful alternative to the pain you would be feeling), and then you attempt to blow the clogged side of your nose, which fails utterly, but all the air you had shunted forcefully towards this large, immovable blockage has nowhere to go so you end up shooting tiny dried snot pellets out of the other, bone dry nostril, which with some great velocity ignore the kleenex completely and lacerate your palms like a fragmentation grenade, and all you can do is lie quietly and pray for a quick end as you curl into the fetal position, while bleeding from the hands, nose, and eyes. Welcome to my Friday morning. At least it isn't snowing.
Spiker
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My life, in an cyber-nutshell. If I complain excessively, it's not because I'm a pessimist - the world just sucks.
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